By Samson Kambalu
Samson Kambalu's father wore three-piece, London-made matches from the Sixties. He'd deliberate to be a physician yet settled for clinic management and a peripatetic way of life together with his ever increasing relatives in tow. he's 'the Jive Talker' of this remarkable memoir - a guy of thwarted ambition, boundless optimism and manic philosophising, he died of AIDS in 1995, bequeathing his son 'the Diptych' - an eclectic library of technology, philosophy and English language classics a keenness for phrases and a boundless imagination.
In this thoroughly unique, frequently subversive, ebook, Samson Kambalu writes of his formative years in Malawi, a rustic few may be able to pinpoint on a map. because the family members strikes from dinner party to genuine poverty and deprivation, and again to a lot back, counting on their father's expert fortunes, we're brought to lifestyles in a rustic within which no dissent is tolerated, the place political rivals are 'disappeared' and a portrait of lifestyles President Dr Hastings Kamuzu Banda is often certain to be looking at. yet this is often additionally a rustic during which a bit boy keen about books, ladies, Nietzsche, model, soccer and Michael Jackson wins a loose schooling on the Kamuzu Academy ('The Eton of Africa') and grows as much as be one in every of England's such a lot promising younger conceptual artists. With awesome prose, depraved humour and never a little of creative licence, The Jive Talker opens the door to an Africa that's hardly written approximately.
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